so a slave and his master walk into a bar

[22:31] ImJoeDenney: i am an island 
[22:31] ImJoeDenney: impossible to love 
[22:31] ImJoeDenney: (the island in this metaphor is africa) 
[22:31] tentacles4arms: i hear islands are great vacation spots
 [22:32] tentacles4arms: if you are africa then im on board 
[22:32] ImJoeDenney: on board a slave ship, amirite?!
 [22:32] tentacles4arms: AMISTAD MOTHERFUCKER
[22:33] tentacles4arms: im just looking for the Thomas Jefferson to my Sally
 [22:34] tentacles4arms: tis all 
[22:34] ImJoeDenney: if you will sire my bastards, i will grant you access to the east wing, where no colored hath ventured before 
[22:35] tentacles4arms: OH BOY
 [22:35] tentacles4arms: Mr. Jefferson, youre too kind
 [22:35] ImJoeDenney: now sally, dont cause a fuss, back to the kitchen 
[22:36] tentacles4arms: yessuh massah