25 April, 2010

I read this status on facebook today

 "so my gf is a keeper. we went to a kegger,
and every chance she saw that i was running
more than half a cup of beer, she would
yank that shit and fill it up.
and it dosent help that she went undefeated
at pong with bree. now thats marrige material.
and she tells people to drive off cliffs"


so your standards are that she
must be an alcoholic, and more
than eager to indulge your own
alcoholism?
I don't want to give a
"what is this world coming to" speech,
but good luck buddy.
Hopefully you guys can get adjoining rooms
at the methadone clinic somewhere
down the road.

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