If and only If

If I were a month, I’d be November.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday morning.
If I were a time of day, I’d be two am.
If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be an Octopus.
If I were a direction, I’d be East.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bed.
If I were a liquid, I’d be hot tea.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an emerald.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Maple tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be an axe.
If I were a flower, I’d be a Snapdragon.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a windy fall day.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a harmonica.

If I were a color, I’d be Navy blue.

If I were an emotion, I’d be doubtful.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a grapefruit.
If I were a sound, I’d be a chuckle.
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a car, I’d be a Civic.
If I were a food, I’d be a pancake.
If I were a place, I’d be a fountain.
If I were a material, I’d be leather.
If I were a taste, I’d be figs.
If I were a scent, I’d be apples.
If I were an object, I’d be a novel.
If I were a body part, I’d be a hip.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be rolled eyes, pursed lips.
If I were a song, I’d be Shake It Out.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be barefoot.