wet poopsicles

Online, I could make a snake
shed his skin on command.
The heaviest of heathens
crawl in love with me.

But in person, it's not quite so true.
I'm not all that charming.
Or adorable.
I am the complete opposite of
Summer, I am a windy day
in November, reminding you
that winter's coming.
Not really all that shitty,
but it makes you long for warmer days.

fuuuuuuuuuu I hate being November.
why can't I just be an April or a May?
September would be nice.