Here's what I'm naming my kids:

First son: Wilhelm.

Yeah, the newborn babe
from Inglorious Basterds,
but I'm really naming him after
this guy:

Kaiser Wilhelm > BAMF


Second son: Juan Carlos
pronounced - Wohn Car-lo
King of Spain, motherfucker

Third son: Cambridge
not Massachusetts, im talking about England.

Fourth son: Lenin

Like the fallen communist bastard.

I guess I'm hoping for all boys,
but if we have girls, my husband can name them.
If we have a girl before a fourth son,
Her name's gonna be Lennon.
Like the John variety.